Please use a pooper scooper when you walk your doggy. It's not hard to do (poo-p-per scoo-p-per) scooping up your poo (poo-p-per scoo-p-per). We don't like your doggy doos. Please use a pooper scooper when you walk your doggy, it gets on my tits (poo-p-per scoo-p-per). There's nothing quite like it, a rotten smell of doggy shit.

Original song: Super Trouper - Music and Lyrics by Benny Anderson & Bjorn Ulvaeus