Scunthorpe girl, I've been living in a high-rise world. I've got a horrid little high-rise flat, and lovely little pussy cat, that's where I'm at. And when I'm feeling so bored with my time, I stroke my pussy because it feels fine. It makes me feel so good, oh so good, and it should. I'm a Scunthorpe girl.

Original song: Uptown Girl - Music and Lyrics by Billy Joel